How to Hide a Dildo?

Why Hide a Dildo?

Keeping your dildos and other sex toys safe is key for safe use, but there are different reasons why you should hide your sex toys. One example that comes to mind is that if you live with family, it is likely that someone will deliberately or inadvertently take a peek in the bedside drawer, which is the most obvious place people keep their sex toys. For easy access, that’s for sure.

Before hiding your dildo, make sure you thoroughly clean, wash, and dry it, as it will prevent mold from growing and ruining your toy. Always prefer to store your dildo and other sex toys in suitable drawstring sex toy storage bags that will protect them from contact with different materials, dust, and lint.

Where to Hide a Dildo?

Here, we’ll list the most common and some of the more unexpected places where you can hide a dildo and keep it safe from curious eyes:

• Underwear drawer – it is one of the most obvious hiding places for your dildo, as this is a drawer that is less likely to be opened by anyone else. Make sure you place the dildo in a protective bag and slide it at the back of the drawer, among the rarely used items. You can also hide a dildo in a drawer where you keep out-of-season clothing items like holiday-themed clothes, bathing suits, or camping clothes.
• Under furniture – hiding a dildo under some furniture pieces is a great way to keep it handy yet out of sight. Most bedside drawer cabinets and dressers feature a decorative strip on the bottom with some space in the back. For this, push the dildo that is wrapped in a protective bag to the back.
• Under the bed – hiding a dildo under the bed is not as simple, as you need to make a hiding place for it to avoid dust and other debris sticking to it. If you use the space under the bed to store rarely used items, you can use one to store your dildo; just make sure it is within easy reach when you feel like playing with your favorite toy.
• In the box spring – if your bed has a box spring frame, then you can cut a small hole into the side and use the ledge that should be covered in fabric. You can use this space to store some other sex toys that fit the shape.
• In a tissue box – tissue boxes are the perfect hiding place for a dildo or a small vibe, as these are usually rectangular boxes filled, well, with tissues. Place the tissue box on your nightstand, where your dildo will be protected from dust and debris, and you’ll have tissues handy when you need to clean up after your playtime.
• The closet is for storage – since the closet is intended for storage, you can store your dildo with ease in different locations there. Place the dildo in its storage bag on a shelf, like under rarely used clothes. But if you share the closet space or have your family members using some of the items you have there, you’ll have to be more creative when hiding your dildo in the closet. We list some ideas on how to hide a dildo in the closet: in a boot, in a coat or suit pocket, in an unused purse or tote, in a lockbox, in rarely used luggage, in a file box, etc.
• Hide a dildo in the bathroom – the bathroom is another place where you will probably use your dildo, and you can find some clever storage places for it. One example is the cabinet under the sink, where you probably keep spare toiletries. The bathroom drawers are also a good place, especially in the areas where you keep feminine products like tampons or maxi pads, and you are sure your teenagers won’t touch them.

We shared some creative ideas on how to hide a dildo. But we have a complete guide on how to store and hide various sex toys, and we also have a lot more educational guides on choosing and using different sex toys in our blog. Additionally, we invite you to browse our sex toy store, where you’ll find an incredible selection of dildos, butt plugs, anal toys, male sex toys, BDSM tools, sexy lingerie, vibrators, and all sex essentials.