Love Glider Sex Machine by XR Brands

Some machines run on batteries. This one runs on you. The Love Glider, from XR Brands, is a hands-free sex machine that turns your own rocking motion into thrusting, so you set the rhythm and it delivers.

Settle onto the padded thigh rests, line yourself up over the dildo, and start rocking. There is no motor to wait on and no speed dial to fumble with, the glide comes from your hips, so the pace and depth stay entirely in your hands from the first rock to the last. Choose the textured penis attachment for a ribbed feel with every pass, or switch to the tapered probe when anal play is on the agenda. Both dildos are flexible, so the motion feels natural rather than stiff, and either one locks onto the glider in seconds. Since there are no cords or batteries involved, you can set it up wherever you have room and move it just as easily when you are done.

It arrives fully assembled, built from sturdy ABS and wood in black, and it also works with most vac-u-lock dildos if you want to bring your own into the mix on this thrusting machine.