The Handyman Remote Prostate Massager by Evolved Novelties

The Handyman has one job: finding your prostate and staying right there while someone else, or you, calls the shots. Its curved shaft and rounded tip are shaped to reach the spot with ease, and the handgrip built into its base means you can guide it exactly where you want it, whether you are flying solo or handing the controls to a partner.

Slide it in and the curve does the work of aiming itself toward the spot that matters most. The textured shaft and ringed tip add friction right where you feel it, while the vibrations, run through several speeds in the base, build the sensation from a gentle hum toward something much more intense. Pass the remote to a partner and you can settle into hands-free play from across the room, since the range stretches well beyond arm's length. It is fully submersible too, so a change of scenery in the bath or shower is on the table, just remember to skip silicone lubricants and stick with a compatible one instead.

Made by Evolved Novelties in silicone and phthalate-free plastic, this remote prostate toy is waterproof and runs on a USB rechargeable battery, with an included coin battery for the remote itself. Clean it with mild soap or toy cleaner and a hot water rinse, and it will be ready to go whenever you are.