PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator by Pipedream

Some toys hum quietly in the background. This one gets to work. The PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator, made by Pipedream, is a full-sized masturbator with a vagina and ass hole that share a connected channel, built for anyone who wants motorized action instead of doing all the work themselves.

Its substantial weight means it settles into place and takes real thrusting without sliding around on you. Inside, two gyrating motors turn in opposite directions, cycling through rotation modes and speeds that keep the sensation shifting rather than staying flat. A vibrating bullet sits inside the channel too, adding its own set of vibration modes and speeds on top of the rotation, so you can layer the two together or focus on whichever feels better in the moment. Everything runs through a wired remote attached to the unit, so adjustments are within easy reach without breaking your rhythm. The material has a smooth surface that mimics natural skin, giving the realistic feel the shape promises.

Cleanup is simple since the two openings connect into one channel, so rinsing through takes care of both at once. Just remember to unplug first, keep the remote dry, and skip submerging the whole unit in water.

Made from flexible TPE with ABS and silicone components, this mega masturbator runs on a power cord with several plug attachments, is not waterproof, and works only with water-based lubricants.