Voodoo Toys

Some toys keep it simple, and some show off a little sparkle while they do the job. The Get Lucky Real Skin Glitter Dildo from Thank Me Now is a realistic dildo with a veiny shaft, a defined head and a pair of balls, all cast in a clear shell with platinum glitter suspended inside, so it catches the light while it works.

Pick it up and the TPE feels soft and gives easily, with a flex that lets it move naturally against your body instead of fighting you. The broad, flared base sits flat against most surfaces thanks to its suction cup, so you can stick it down and go hands-free, or use it with an O-ring harness for partner play. Whichever way you use it, this glitter dildo is built for vaginal stimulation, and the textured, veiny surface adds friction you can actually feel as it glides in and out.

Made from phthalate-free TPE, it is fully waterproof and submersible, so showers and baths are on the table too. Clean it with mild soap and warm water or a toy cleaner, let it dry completely, and keep it out of direct sunlight to keep that glitter shine looking its best.

Confetti caught mid-shaft gives this realistic dildo a playful, colorful twist. The Thank Me Now Real Skin Confetti Dildo gives you something fun to look at as well as enjoy.

The shaft has a lifelike feel, with a defined head and a pair of balls rounding out the realistic design, all in soft, flexible silicone that moves with you. Look closer and you will see the translucent shell scattered with bright confetti, a fun visual touch that sets this dildo apart from a plain-colored one. The base is broad and flared, doubling as a suction cup that grips flat surfaces for hands-free play, and it is also harness-compatible if you want to bring a partner into the mix. Being fully submersible, it is just as easy to take into the shower or bath as it is to use in bed.

Cleanup is simple: wash with mild soap and warm water or your favorite toy cleaner, then let it dry fully before storing it away from sunlight and other silicone toys. Made from phthalate-free silicone, this waterproof toy pairs best with water-based lubricant, and a little care after each use keeps it feeling as good as new.

Big, bold, and built to go the distance, the Get Lucky 12 Inch Real Skin Dildo is a generously sized realistic dildo for anyone who likes to go all in. Made by Thank Me Now, it has a veiny shaft, defined head, and heavy balls for a lifelike look, while the dual-layered TPE construction pairs a supportive inner core with a softer outer skin for a more natural feel against the hand.

Start with the broad, flared base, which doubles as a suction cup for flat surfaces and an O-ring fit for harness play, so you can switch between hands-free solo sessions and partnered scenes without missing a beat. The flexible shaft bends to follow your body's lead, and the textured surface adds friction exactly where you want it, whether you're exploring vaginal or anal stimulation. Since it only pairs with water-based lubricants, keep a bottle nearby to help it glide smoothly from tip to base.

Made from phthalate-free, latex-free TPE, this dark brown realistic dong is fully waterproof and submersible, and it cleans up easily with soap and warm water or your favorite toy cleaner.

Some dildos aim for subtle. The Get Lucky 11 Inch Real Skin Dildo is not one of them. Generously sized with a realistic shaft, a defined head, and a pair of balls, it is built for anyone who wants a substantial, true-to-life feel from a real skin dildo.

Made by Thank Me Now, it features a broad, flared base that works with most O-ring harnesses if you want to add it to a strap-on setup, or you can rely on the built-in suction cup base to plant it on a flat surface for hands-free play. The veiny texture along the shaft adds to the realistic feel as it moves against you, while the dual-layered build does the real work underneath: a firmer inner core holds its shape and length, and a softer outer skin slides over it, mimicking the give of real skin with every stroke.

In flexible, phthalate-free TPE, it is fully waterproof and submersible, so this lifelike dildo can move from the bed to the bath without any change in plan, and it pairs well with water-based lube. Clean it with soap and warm water or a dedicated toy cleaner, let it dry fully, and store it somewhere out of direct sunlight to keep it in good shape for next time.

The Get Lucky Real Skin Pride Dildo wears its colors proudly and still gets the job done with a shape built for real satisfaction. Made by Thank Me Now, this pride dildo brings a lifelike feel to the table, with a design that flexes and moves the way you want it to.

Pick it up and you will notice the give right away, a soft outer layer over a firmer core that mimics the feel of the real thing. It bends easily into whatever angle suits you, so finding the right spot takes no effort at all. The smooth surface glides without any snags or texture to work around, and the suction cup base means you can stick it to a flat surface for a hands-free session or slot it into a harness for partner play. Either way, it stays put and lets you set the pace.

Made from phthalate-free TPE with a rainbow finish, this rainbow dildo is waterproof and easy to clean with toy cleaner and warm water, and it works equally well solo, hands-free or with a harness.

The Score Grip 7 is a male masturbator that pairs texture with motion, so you get more than just a static stroke. The shell stays firm in hand while the inside does the work.

Slide in and the first thing you notice is the textured sleeve, lined with pleasure nubs that press into every stroke for added friction. Press a button and vibration joins in, with a range of patterns to move through until you land on the rhythm that feels best. A second button brings in the warming function. Run both together or on their own, switching between them mid-session with a simple button press on the side.

With a silicone inner sleeve and an ABS outer shell, this masturbator is USB rechargeable via a magnetic charging cable and works well with water-based lube.

Simple controls and a snug fit make this one easy to reach for again and again.

A strap-on harness that gets out of its own way, so the toy you pair it with can do the work. This Thank Me Now design goes on and off with ease and adjusts to fit a wide range of body shapes, making it a genuinely unisex pick for solo play or partners taking turns.

Slip it on and the velcro sides and stretchy webbing let you dial in the fit before you move, rather than fighting a fixed strap. The plus size range means there is room to loosen or tighten until the waist sits right, and once it is set, you are free to focus on the toy itself rather than the harness. The o-ring is built to hold a range of shapes, so this strap-on harness works with Get Lucky Real Skin dildos, Jelly Love dildos, or the Confetti and Glitter Dick dildos, and it pairs just as easily with a single or double-ended toy for partner play, making this harness style a flexible fit for the moment.

Made from black polyester and elastic, with adjustable velcro sides and stretchy webbing, it is built to flex with you rather than the other way around.

Some dildos feel like toys. This one is built to feel like skin, thanks to a dual layered design that gives it a soft outer surface over a firmer core. The result is a generously sized dildo from Thank Me Now's Get Lucky Real Skin Series that moves and gives the way real skin does, while still holding its shape where it counts.

Press against it and you will notice the give first, that sliding outer layer shifting over the firmer center underneath for a genuinely lifelike feel. The textured surface adds friction exactly where you want it, and because the shaft flexes, it bends to follow your body instead of fighting it. When you are ready to go hands free, the suction cup base locks onto a flat surface or slots into a harness, opening it up to solo play or shared use with a partner.

Made from phthalate-free TPE, it is fully waterproof and rinses clean with ease, and its sturdy suction base makes it just as easy to use solo as it is with a harness.

Meet the Majesty Harness, a playful pick for anyone who wants to look and feel bold. This gender fluid harness from Thank Me Now is cut in stretch elastic with flattering lines designed to fit all bodies and gender identities.

Slip into the body hugging design and wear it over your favorite garments or on its own for a confident, put together look. The flexible fabric feels smooth against the skin, and this piece is meant purely as a fashion accessory rather than a functional strap-on harness.

The stretchy, form fitting composition moves with you no matter how you style it. When it is time to clean, a gentle hand wash in cold water keeps it looking its best for every wear ahead.

Meet the Gender Fluid Skylar Strap-On Harness, built to fit all bodies and gender identities without asking anyone to squeeze into a generic mold.

Start by adjusting the straps to your own hips rather than the other way around. The multi way adjustable fit lets you shape it exactly to your body, and the soft padding keeps things comfortable whether you are wearing it for a few minutes or a whole evening. Thank Me Now made this strap-on harness from nylon and polyurethane with metal and plastic hardware, so it stays flexible while you move.

When you are done, cleanup is simple: a gentle hand wash in cold water keeps the harness in good shape for next time. It fits a wide range of hip sizes, so it can work for you now and for partners later.

The dildo is not included, which means you get to choose whichever one fits your mood and pairs best with this harness.

No buckles, no fuss, just underwear that happens to hold a dildo in place. These Thank Me Now strap-on boxers are built to be worn all day and slip straight into play whenever the mood strikes, no separate harness required.

Pull them on and they feel like your regular boxers, soft against the skin and easy to forget you have on until things heat up. Once you are ready, they double as a strap-on harness, holding your dildo securely for hands-free play. Two hidden pockets are sized for bullet vibes, so either partner can add extra buzz right where it counts. The back is cut with two open circles that lift and frame the cheeks, turning a practical harness into something genuinely flattering to wear.

Made from soft fabric and offered in black or green across a full size range, this strap on underwear works as everyday underwear and as a hands-free harness in one, though the dildo and vibe are sold separately.

A harness that skips the categories and just fits, whoever wears it. This Thank Me Now chest piece is built to sit on any body or gender identity, with a stretch that moves the way you do.

Pull it on and feel it settle close, hugging the chest without fuss. The raspberry glitter finish catches the light with every shift, and the smooth surface means nothing snags or scratches against skin. Layer it over a shirt for a night out or wear it on its own, since the flexible build adapts either way.

Made from elastic, polyester and rubber, this gender fluid harness asks only for gentle hand washing in cold water.

Some pieces are less about function and more about the fit and feel of showing up in something that suits you. The Gender Fluid Billie Harness from Thank Me Now is exactly that kind of piece, clean and minimalist, made to fit all bodies and gender identities.

Start by slipping it on and adjusting until it wraps close in a body-hugging design that sits right against you. From there, wear it layered over your favorite garments or on its own, whichever feels more like you that day. This gender fluid harness style is a fashion garment only, not hardware, so think of it in terms of style and shape rather than function.

It's made from an elastic, unisex material that is form fitting and ultra stretchy, with a smooth surface and a flexible feel that moves with you through the day or night.

When it's time to clean up, stick to a gentle hand wash in cold water to keep it looking and feeling its best.