Hot Octopuss

Some toys ask you to work for it. This one does the moving for you, oscillating with enough force that you can go completely hands-free, or hold it like a stroker if you prefer to stay involved. It works whether you're flaccid or erect, so it's a solid pick if getting or keeping an erection has ever been tricky.

Once it's on, you choose how you want to feel it: cycle through several oscillation speeds and vibration modes until one lands right, or tap the turbo button on the toy or the wrist-strap remote for a surge of extra intensity. That remote is the clever part, strapped right to you so it never slips into the sheets when things get busy. Add a bit of lube and the smooth inner sleeve turns the sensation into something closer to a stroking motion, or just sit back and let the oscillation do the work on its own. It's compact enough to keep low-key on a nightstand or bring along, and being waterproof means the shower or bath are both fair game.

Made by Hot Octopuss in silicone and ABS plastic, this hands-free masturbator is fully waterproof, USB rechargeable via a magnetic cable, and controlled by the attached wrist remote for whenever you'd rather not touch a single button. It's a stroker toy built for people who want the sensation without the effort.